Compilation Album Review: "Hit Machine 10"

 

Compilation: Hit Machine 10
Released: 1995 – Columbia
Number of tracks: 20
Number one singles: None
Other top ten singles: 8
Best track: "Excalibur" by F.C.B.
Hidden gem: "You Gotta Know" by Supergroove

Righto, it's the tenth installment of the Hit Machine series which had proved itself a serious rival to the dominant 100% Hits series. What will they serve up this time? Why, whatever was in the charts in the latter half of 1995, silly.

It starts with "Shy Guy" by Diana Young, a number 3 hit which I think got a boost in popularity from Bad Boys. That annoying 'reggae' type of singing was everywhere in 1993 and two years later it was still lingering on as far as the ARIA charts were concerned. Irie, mon. (What?)

Next up is The Real McCoy and their heartfelt ballad "Love And Devotion". Nothing says sensitivity and sentimentality than a deep-voiced dude intoning over house synths, right SNAGs? And then we've got "U Sure Do" by Strike which sounds decent but the vocals in the verses are buried so low in the mix they are practically inaudible. I get that they're sampled from somewhere, but still, I have no idea how this got released without having this mixing error corrected. Unless it's not an error, in which case, you're crazy!

"Forever Young". You know the song, and you hate its stupid lyrics. So does everyone else who ever existed. I don't know who wrote it, and I don't much care, but some European outfit called "Interactive" give it a techno workout. For years I thought they were singing "Why don't you be forever young" instead of "I want to be forever young". There's a great moment at the end of the video where the singer performing on stage suddenly turns into a little kid. He steps off the stage and the crowd part to let him out. For some reason he then exits out the back of the venue, puts on some sunglasses, and nothing happens after that. If you know what that was meant to mean, let me know, because that has always bugged me. It's been a quarter of a century, man!

Track 5, the mighty "Excalibur" by F.C.B. (which I thought stood for "Fortuna – Carmina Burana" for a long time – it actually stands for the initials of the guys who produced it), one of the best tracks of 1995 and a number 2 hit. This thing just demands to be played loud, 25 years later and it's still brilliant.

I was in Year 12 when this all came out, and my schoolmates used to occasionally shout out "Mister Magoo! You may be blin' but I can still see you!" WTF? This is of course the opening line to Herbie's "Right Type Of Mood", and it makes no sense (the song features some pretty dumb lyrics it has to be said) but it's a fun little tune even if nobody ever heard from 'Herbie' again. Let's just see if he's still alive...checking Wikipedia...yeah, he is.

"Try Me Out" is not one of Corona's best efforts and is decidedly inferior to "The Rhythm Of The Night" and (especially) "Baby Baby". Meh. Next up it's "Don't Give Me Your Life", number 13 hit and dancefloor banger from Alex Party! Yeah! Only they've used a remix of the song ("Dancing Divaz Edit"), and while it has some nice pianner chords, it's not a patch on the original mix. A bit of a disappointment, but the inclusion of remixes show they were at least trying to do something different.

M-People and A.K. Soul are next up with some fair-to-middling dance tracks, then it's Christine Anu's "Party". I think Channel 10 were using it for a station promo at one point, it was getting a lot of airplay, so I think it should have got higher than number 20 in the charts. It's just a fun song that reminds me of my final year of high school. It's also one of 6 tracks on here that also appear on Smash Hits '95. And speaking of which, they both end with the same track: The Steppers' "Alice, Who The F..k Is Alice?" which I assume is the reason for the "offensive language" warning on the cover, but it's the 'bleeped' version (which I think is funnier than the uncensored one).

(By the way, the overlap with the tracklisting of Smash Hits 95 is probably due to it being released by Sony, one of the record companies that also contributed to Hit Machine).

You can't get more bang for your 27 bucks (from memory that's typically how much CDs cost in 1995) with the runtime of this set – it clocks it at a disc-busting 78 minutes and 47 seconds! You can't get much more music than that. Kudos to the compilers – but you should've used the original mix of the Alex Party track!

RIP, Scatman John.

Rating: 7/10