February 28, 2017

An Early Morning Sight


What is this? When I saw it, early this morning, it freaked me out – that's for sure. I have a good view of Melbourne city from the front steps of my house, and you often see hot-air balloons soaring over the suburbs early on some mornings. This insanely-grinning company mascot however, was a sight I had never before seen.

Still, I had to draw it. Photos don't do it justice.

February 12, 2017

Sticky Institute Zine Fair II


Oh, happy, happy, joy, joy! Today was Sticky Institute's Zine Fair and for the second year in a row I had a table there (exact same table, too). Last year was not a very enjoyable one, in that I sold bugger-all. Zilch. Nuffink, guv'.

I was rather skeptical about setting myself up for a second session of this annual tedium. But then I began to think about the reasons why I never sold anything last year. It was a zine fair, and primarily I make comics. I hadn't understood the audience of this event. So I actually produced a number of zines by hand, meaning that they were not printed, they were all lettered by hand onto pre-stapled A6-size booklets. I had ten of them. And I sold all except one!

Another customer was kind enough to purchase Airbury Vol. I, so in making ten sales, my sales numbers were up 1000% from last year. And that, dear reader, ain't bad.

To be honest I was beginning to lose the enthusiasm I originally had for producing humour-based illustrative works, since no one seemed to give a damn, and who reads this comic crap, it's all insignificant pablum anyway. But this was a step in the right direction and it increased my confidence once more. It was a pleasure talking with the various people who stopped by my table to talk to me and buy my zines, especially my friend Chris, who was at the table with me for over an hour, and also Steve and Antoinette from SCAR who were once again at the table next to me and keeping a beady eye on how I was doing sales-wise.

So unlike that dismal day in February 2016 I am actually looking forward to doing it all again next year.

One final thing, on the train home I noticed Metro trains have replaced the fabric on the train seats. The old familiar pattern that has been there since before I moved to Melbourne is now gone, and has been replaced with this. But my question is –


How come 'Brunswick' gets to be so big?

February 10, 2017

Compilation Album Review: "100% Hits Volume 6"

 


Compilation:
100% Hits Volume 6
Released: 1992 – EMI
Number of tracks: 18
Number one singles: 1 – "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Other top ten singles: 5
Best track: "Tennessee" by Arrested Development
Hidden gem: "Mary Mary" by Mantissa

So, my early '90s compilation album collection is off and running! This one lands us squarely in 1992 when a mulleted line-dancing old fart was dominating the charts with his cheesy country-music antics. Hoo boy...

Actually, speaking of one B. R. Cyrus, it's interesting that they put him, the sole number 1 on this disc, as the penultimate track. Although I do applaud that decision. Having him as track 1 would be intolerable. Instead, that honour goes to the Utah Saints (or the Leeds Saints if they named themselves after their true place of origin) – and their Kate Bush-sampling dancefloor stomper "Something Good".

One song from 1992 a lot of people remember is also on here, "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot. Still good bawdy fun after all these years. The only thing I don't like about it is the spoken-word intro. Rage never used to play its video while it was charting; they denied me the bizarre sight of 3D butts on the record turntables! Lord knows who came up with that one.

"Do For You" by Euphoria is on here. Their first two singles were ace, and they both topped the charts. This third hit of theirs reached number 7 but fell some way short in the quality stakes (although their 4th single could only get to number 41, so I'd take a number 7 placing any day). Just imagine if this had got to number 1. Has there been an Australian act that got three number 1s with their first three singles? If not, this lot came close to being the first – 25 years ago.

The race issues introduced by Sir Mix-A-Lot come up again in "White Men Can't Jump" by Riff. Or, as MAD magazine referred to it, "White Men Can't Act". Heh. That's what pop music was like in the early '90s, kids. We were a lot more aware than you gave us credit for.

Rating: 6/10

Compilation Album Review: "100% Hits Volume 2"

I was in an op shop today ('opportunity shop' = second-hand shop in Australia), and I saw two compilation albums from the early 1990s. One of them was one I had listened to when it came out, so I decided to buy them both, for $2.25 each. And then I decided I would embark on a mission to collect as many compilation CDs as I possibly could, from the late '80s to the mid-'90s. Because why not? Each of these albums is, in effect, a time capsule.


A brief history of the compilation album.

Compilations go back over half a century. As far back as the late 1950s they were being produced by record labels such as Festival and W&G. However it was probably Philip Kives through his brand Majestic that began the phenomenon "As advertised on TV", and the market started to take off. A record label would usually release a compilation to showcase their own artists. For example, Tamla Motown had a series of nine Motown Chartbusters compilations from 1968 to 1974.

By the late 1970s, telemarketing companies such as K-Tel (also founded by Philip Kives) and Ronco (founded by Ron Popeil) faced some stiff competition in the compilation albums market and by the late 1980s, the major labels had more or less taken control of it, labelling the front covers of their records with "Original artists — Original hits" to show they were the real deal. K-Tel eventually focused on putting out re-recordings and covers of popular hits. Any company that tried passing off their 'soundalikes' by anonymous session musicians as the real thing were soon shut down by the major labels.

In Australia, major record companies joined together to put out compilation albums from about 1980. CBS, EMI, WEA and Festival were all involved, thus cutting out the middlemen — K-Tel and their ilk. But those companies still continued with releases of their own, containing songs licensed from various record labels — not all of them hit singles.

In 1983 Ronco released Raiders Of The Pop Charts, which got to number 1 on the U.K. album chart despite having plenty of padding. It featured 7 songs from the Virgin vaults, including the comp's only number 1, "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" by Culture Club. But most listeners would have been confused by the inclusion of "Rawhide" by The Chaps, "The On And On Song" by Precious Little, a jazz-funk rendition of the Blade Runner theme by Morrissey-Mullen, and other stuff that didn't even chart.

In an attempt to prove the song itself was the star, some companies put out cut-price albums of 'soundalikes', with slightly pervy covers of female models. They were a success before the majors killed them off — they were also disqualified from the chart because their budget price gave them an advantage. Even as late as the 1990s, compilation covers still felt it necessary to reassure potential buyers these were "Original artists, Original hits", and sometimes even "Full length versions".


It's somewhat appropriate then, that the first entry in my (hopefully) long-running series of second-hand compilation CD finds is one that I actually listened to when it first came out, although I didn't own it myself.


Compilation: 100% Hits, Volume 2
Released: 1991 – Warner Music Australia
Number of tracks: 18
Number one singles: None
Top ten singles: 6
Best track: "Someone's Singing New York New York" by Ghostwriters
Hidden gem: "Too Many Walls" by Cathy Dennis

The soon-to-be long-running 100% Hits series was just finding its feet in terms of presentation here. I always thought the front cover was meant to resemble the cover of one of the pop mags as was then around, such as Hit Songwords. The "Free! Songwords inside" label is quite reminiscent of that — those were the days when comps advertised the fact that lyrics were included so's you could sing along in your bedroom using a hairbrush as a microphone, or something.

Note that Jenny Morris has the biggest picture on the cover. Probably because her number 2 hit "Break In The Weather" is the closest thing to a number 1 single here, and therefore the best performer chart-wise. It's actually a really good song, with a slightly unnverving video involving doll parts and a ventriloquist's dummy. Charting almost as high is "Sexy (Is The Word)" by Melissa, which reached number 3. I liked her previous single "Read My Lips", which got to number 1, but this one is awful. The vocals are absolutely tune-free and grate away at your sanity, therefore the track must be skipped. They put it as the second track on the CD, right behind "Good Vibrations" by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. Which is a half-decent song. Gotta love that anti-drug lyric in the 3rd verse, "Drug free, so put the crack up. No need for speed, I'm anti-D-R-U-G-G-I-E".

The rest of the songs are fairly familiar to chart-followers — hits from Scorpions, Roxette and Gang Starr — bar some filler from Divinyls, The Escape Club and a few other saddoes, but the comp finishes with its best track, the brilliant Ghostwriters single, which somehow only reached number 29 in the charts. Still, that song alone makes the price of admission worthwhile.


Rating: 6/10