December 31, 2023

So, what did I draw in 2023?

I'm back! I'm sure you expected more than three measly blog posts from me in 2023. What can I say, drawing, colouring and printing a 128-page colour graphic novel took up a good chunk of my time. Here's what the front cover looks like:

And in this artistic yearly wrap-up, here are some of my other drawings from 2023, in chronological order. 

 

Violet, a character from my 2020 graphic novel The Snarley, riding a bike in a rural setting. Exercise in drawing characters not seen in their usual environments.

A frog craftsman in his workshop.

Mona Lisa, an Indian film actress. She appears in my unreleased graphic novel Limelight from 2021.

Wonka in Picasso style.

A Roman emperor with a metal detector.

Steam locomotive.

Feather, a character who appeared in Airbury Academy and Limelight, among other things.

Fremantle sheds.

Watercolour drawing of a frog. That's a bowl of nachos in his hand, if you can't tell.

Watercolour tanuki, inspired by Studio Ghibli's Heisei Tanuki Gassen Ponpoko. This is, of course, the 'Reiwa' version.

Tintin and Juliet Prime investigate the 'poison of madness'. This year was 40 years since the death of Hergé.

Spike and Violet in a Norman Rockwell parody.

Juliet and friends going carolling. I was going to write some lyrics above Seymour's head, but I couldn't be bothered. Now, get lost!


September 2, 2023

My top ten favourite album covers

Everyone else seems to be doing this at the moment (on Facebook mostly), so here I am to chip in with my 2 guilders' worth. In this boneheaded era of music streaming, album cover art probably seems fairly inconsequential or extraneous. But rest assured, there was a time when it was an all-powerful tool of music marketing (see the satirical cover of XTC's album Go 2 for further details on this), and not just a nicely-posed photo of the artist to make the record look good in-store. 

As such, there are certain album covers whose imagery stays with you, and cements itself with the musical content of the album in your mind, so that visual and audio become one. Much like that famous cover photo of four drugged-out hippie twits crossing a road in London, it is the first thing your brain provides to you when the album title or any of its songs are mentioned.

Here are ten such album covers that stand out for me. They were all released between 1988 and 1994. (Draw your own conclusions. If that conclusion is "No decent album covers were made after 1994", well, I won't argue with you).

Number 10
Throwing Copper
LIVE
1994

My enduring memory of this album is listening to it on the bus on the way to uni in my first year, when I didn't have a car. I didn't have the cover art on my taped copy, but I was familiar with it anyway; how it incorporates a gloomy painting titled Sisters Of Mercy by Peter Howson. The painting, depicting four glum 'working girls' walking a proselytizer off a cliff, was auctioned off in 2005 for 186 grand and now is part of some millionaire's trophy cabinet. Whatever. Like many bands who use a painting by a third party as their album cover, I am not sure what prompted the decision to use it, but despite the attire of the figures in it, it seems to evoke a bygone era and oddly seems to fit with the anthemic and powerful rock sounds and mystical lyrics as well. The significance of the album title eludes me though, as that phrase does not appear in the lyrics of any song.

Number 9
Hot Dogma
TISM
1990

For their second album, This Is Serious Mum commissioned an illustration of Chinese Red Guards in propaganda poster style. All the song titles on the back are written in Chinese, right to left of course, and the Chinese text on the cover translates as "The unification of the proletariat under the banner of TISM". You'd think TISM wouldn't list the proper titles in English at all anywhere on the package — like they did later with the Machiavelli And The Four Seasons album — but they do actually give you the titles here. There is no credited artist for the album cover, but knowing TISM, the artist's name probably is there and listed under something else. You never know with these guys. The liner notes are credited to 'E.J. Whitten', after all. I like the overall treatment here — much like the way the Butthole Surfers' album Hairway To Steven used weird cartoons to represent each song instead of actual song titles.

Number 8
Nonsvch
XTC
1992

Andy Partridge selected the title for his band's 12th album after seeing a drawing of the former Nonsuch Palace in Surrey, which was drawn in 1610 by cartographer John Speed (see the full map here – look in the top right corner). "(Non[e]such) is a very beautiful word," Partridge said. "It was the most marvellous castle ever, covered with gold, sculptures and paints. It was built by that tyrant, Henry VIII, who razed a village for it." John Speed's drawing — the title 'Nonsvch' in his own lettering is retained on the cover — is complemented nicely by the medieval-style lettering on the back cover, where each song on the album has its own illustration, chapbook-style. The whole visual design evokes 17th century art and typography: too bad it has been consistently ruined by mediocre reissues. It deserves much better.

 

Number 7
Zooropa
U2
1993

I don't know what to say about this cover for U2's 8th album. But just look at it! You can tell it was made at the time when rad computer graphics were becoming more prevalent (and hitting critical mass in 1995-96). The disjointed, experimental pop muzak on the record needed a similarly tech-heavy visual treatment (done by Brian Williams). So here we have nine images in a 3x3 grid of TV images, including one of Lenin and one of Mussolini, overlaid with distorted purple text, showing the partial song titles "Wake Up Dead Man", "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me", and "If You Wear That Velvet Dress", all ultimately withheld from Zooropa. On top of all that are twelve digitally drawn yellow stars from the European flag, with an 'astro-baby' in the centre. The whole thing was meant to depict a Soviet cosmonaut floating in orbit after the collapse of the Soviet Union. Did 15 year old me think of any of this when I bought the album? Nah. Although I do remember thinking "Hey, the CD tray is see-through" (they had always been black up until that point. Also, the CD booklet is notoriously difficult to slide into the jewel case, such is the volume of oversaturated images it contains.

Number 6
Apollo 18
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS
1992

The provenance of this cover art was until recently a mystery to me. As a graphic design student I once wrote an analysis of this image, and was unable to cite the credited artist as anything other than Rolf Conant, which is a pseudonym for band member John Flansburgh. As you may have worked out from the album title, Apollo 18 has several songs with a space theme, and as it turns out, while the band were searching the NASA archives for graphics, they were selected by NASA as Musical Ambassadors for International Space Year. Flansburgh didn't paint the sperm whale and squid himself though. He nicked it from an issue of Fate, a pulp magazine dedicated to the paranormal, from August 1958.

Number 5
Pump
AEROSMITH
1989

This was the first album I owned. I received it on cassette for my 12th birthday. Ten tracks of headbangin' late '80s hard rock as served up by Boston's most enduring hell-raisers. So what's with this cover photo (by that famous artist, American Stock Photography) of an old International Harvester truck, with a smaller identical truck rear-mounting it? Is this some bizarre sexual reference? How did they happen on a stock photo in that 'pose'? And if you look closely you can see "F.I.N.E.", the title of one of the songs, on the side of both trucks in chrome. And then the album is called Pump. What's that all about? I can only assume that someone in the band thought it would be funny. As a result, the entire album feels like it is soaked in petrol.


Number 4
Parklife
BLUR
1994

The archetypal Britpop album detailing, as frontman Damon Albarn put it "The travels of the mystical lager-eater", needed a similarly typically British image as its cover. Food Records boss David Balfe thought that image should be a fruit and vegetable cart, with the album title London. 'Cause art can only get better when the suits get involved, right? The enduring shot of two greyhounds racing (the uncropped photo in the CD booklet shows a third dog, out of focus and cropped out) was the one chosen to embody the lager-and-betting shop lifestyle, taken by sports photographer Bob Thomas (who couldn't believe a band wanted it for an album cover) in 1988. One glance at those greyhounds and you know which album you're dealing with. "Southern England personified", as Oasis' Noel Gallagher put it, and that's right on the money.

Number 3
Nevermind
NIRVANA
1991

This must be a mistake, right? My favourite album of all time, the most iconic album cover of the 1990s, was not number 1 in this list? Well, yes actually. The story of how this cover image came to be is well documented. Kurt Cobain wanted an image that would represent his naive young indie band making their major-label debut and chasing the big bucks that record deal would entail. Except that's a lie, and what really happened is when Kurt shared an apartment with drummer Dave Grohl, they were sitting up one night watching a documentary about underwater births and they thought it would make, as Kurt put it, "a really neat image". He had by then scrapped his idea of calling the album Sheep and decided to use the baby photo as the album cover, adding the fish hook and dollar bill. A stock photo sourced by the label proved too expensive to use, so photographer Kirk Weddle took the photo at a kids' swimming pool. There is a snippet of footage in the video for "Come As You Are" that replicates the cover image, and that song's opening guitar riff echoes the watery theme of the cover art.

Number 2
Lincoln
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS
1988

The cover of the band's second album, named after John Linnell and John Flansburgh's hometown in Massachusetts (Lincoln Calling was the original title), depicts a secular whimsical shrine built by Brian Dewan. He wanted to have Flansburgh and Linnell themselves in the framed portraits behind the podiums, but according to Flansburgh, "The general on the right side of the cover is my grandfather, and the man with the beard is John Linnell's great-grandfather. We felt funny putting our faces on it, so instead we put the faces of our ancestors on it. It's got this churchlike quality to it, so there's something reverent about it, and then something very twisted about it." 
Twisted indeed. The closer you look, the more questions you have. What are the clocks for? Why do they have thirteen hour markers on them? Why are the mics wired up? Is there going to be a press conference? Why is there no band name or album title on the cover? What is this thing just sitting in a field? Good art always provokes more questions than it answers.

Number 1
The Real Thing
FAITH NO MORE
1989

You might be looking at this thinking: really? This is his top choice? Well, let me explain. This was one of the very first albums I owned (third actually, after Pump and Technotronic's Pump Up The Jam). I still have the cassette. I know every song, every lyric, every funk-metal riff, every drum thrash, every wailing vocal on here, and all of it, every single bit of it, I associate with this image — which I can only describe as an upside-down shot of a cracked riverbed and a blood red sky, sun emerging from the clouds and three flames inside a splashing droplet of milk. As to what it symbolizes, you'll have to work that out yourself. I can't help you there. 

There is no credited artist on this album cover because it was designed by someone at Slash Records and assigned to the album without the band's creative input. It does however feature Harold Edgerton's famous milk droplet photo from 1937, titled 'Milk Drop Coronet'.

May 15, 2023

Eurovision 2023 Wrap-up

The 67th Eurovision Song Contest has wrapped up and as usual, left us with memories of new artists, new songs, and the obligatory controversies. And as always, my annual stats map. Take a look. Go on, click on it why don't ya.

Some items of note for the show as a whole:

Sweden was the runaway winner, right from the start of the announcement of the jury votes.

Because of the war, 2022 winners Ukraine were unable to host the contest this year, so the United Kingdom, who were runners-up, stepped in. Hosting duties were given to the city of Liverpool. Ah yes, home of that foursome who hit number one with their first three singles. Remember them? Those guys who were managed by Brian Epstein? What were those guys called again? It'll come to me...

The last time the previous year's winner did not host the contest was in 1980.

No-shows: Russia and Belarus are still banned. Bulgaria, Montenegro and North Macedonia are still out due to lack of finances. 

But guess what — Luxembourg, former Eurovision powerhouse, will be back next year! Their last appearance was in 1993, and they were relegated the following year and haven't showed up since. They've notched up 5 wins from 37 appearances, and they gave us Baccara, Vicky Leandros, France Gall, Plastic Bertrand and Nana Mouskouri for God's sake — they deserve to be back! (Okay, so none of those five were actually from Luxembourg, but my point still stands.)

No country improved on their previous best showing, but this was Sweden's 7th win which means they tie with Ireland's record for most Eurovision wins. 

Australia came 9th with Perth band Voyager, who were really good! They placed 6th at the end of the jury vote points tally (earning two 12-points) and didn't do well in the televote. It turned out that they won semifinal 2, although the semifinal scores are never announced during the show.

For the first time, the Czech Republic competed under the name Czechia, so I have adjusted my map accordingly. 

Every year there's a bonkers entry that appears to make no sense (even if you come from that country). Performance punks Let 3 from Croatia filled that spot nicely this year, with their song containing veiled allusions to the "vile psychopaths" that are the presidents of Russia and Belarus. Overt politics are banned at Eurovision (except in the voting, of course).

So great to see Iceland's Daði Freyr performing a cover of "Whole Again" during the interval of the final, as part of the 'Liverpool Songbook'. He finally got to appear on a Eurovision stage (2020, cancelled; 2021, one of his group had COVID and performed via video link).

Also great was seeing Catherine Tate read out the UK's jury vote results. She was absolutely sloshed, mind you. I was hoping she would say "Am I bovvered", but she instead said "Allons y", which is some Doctor Who thing. Who cares. 

The best jury vote announcer, probably the best one of all time, was Einar Stefánsson from Iceland announcing his country's 12-point recipient. He didn't thank the hosts, or the host city, or go on about how everyone was brought together as one under the banner of music. No. Dressed in a black BDSM costume he slowly took off his mask to reveal another one, took that off to reveal another one, and just said one word in a robotic monotone: "Au-stra-li-a".

Host Graham Norton called him "the slowest stripper ever". I'm surprised they let that guy back on the air after the Palestinian flag incident at the 2019 contest, but I'm glad they did.

Speaking of the voting, something happened this year that cheered up my shrivelled joyless soul. Nearly every single miserable year, and this is the 26th Eurovision I have watched, Cyprus' jury gives its 12 points to Greece, and Greece's jury duly gives its max points back to Cyprus. But this year, Greece didn't qualify, so Cyprus had to give their 12 to someone else! And Greece only gave 4 points to Cyprus. I know, right? The crowd was as stunned as I was. Flippin' bally 'eck lad.

If anyone saw a member of the Ukrainian entry, Tvorchi, in the green room holding up a sign reading 'Ternopil" and wondering what that was all about:

— this was in reference to the fact that Tvorchi's hometown of Ternopil was fired upon by Russian missiles during the show. Apparently they only found this out ten minutes before they went on stage. Ternopil is nowhere near the frontline, in fact it is not far from the border with Poland, so this was a targeted attack.

The various post-show threads on Reddit's Eurovision board certainly had a high sodium content. LOTS of people are enraged at Loreen winning again for Sweden (she also won it in 2012), this time with a song called "Tattoo". Personally I was ambivalent to the winning song, it was just your typical bland Nordic pop track with lyrics about nothing in particular. It didn't really excite me. She can really belt out the high notes for sure, but it was no "Euphoria".

The theories started thick and fast. People were suggesting the results were rigged so that Sweden would win and thus get to host next year, which is the 50th anniversary of ABBA winning with "Waterloo". Until Graham Norton mentioned this anniversary right at the end, I hadn't even thought about it. The fans wanted Finland, who eventually came in second, to win. Even during the vote announcements people were screaming Käärijä's name, and his song title, "Cha Cha Cha". This made the presenters uncomfortable.

Every second person was calling for the jury vote to be abolished. Loreen collected a ton of 12s in the jury votes, but not one in the televotes. 

The so-called 'evidence' of Sweden's win being rigged was that Loreen was the only artist in the green room to keep her microphone during the results (anticipating the reprise of the winning song at end of show).

A lot of fans are of the opinion that previous winners should not be allowed to compete (only one other person, Ireland's Johnny Logan, has won Eurovision twice. Three times if you count songwriter of another winning song). Someone said words to the effect of "I just think it's rude to participate in a competition you have already won before." A counter-argument to this was "Eurovision is not a charity event, or a platform to 'give someone else a chance'." So, what say you? Heaven, Hell, or I dunno, Heck?

As for me, I won't be getting on the Sweden hate train. I'll be back next year, doing what I've done for years, and that is checking out some cool new European bands and singers that Eurovision exposed me to. See ya!

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...ah yes, now I remember who that band was. Gerry and the Pacemakers!